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The owner, who was taken away in cuffs, claimed, I had no idea some of the customers were dropping that stuff. But somehow they were smuggling it past the bouncers Alka-Seltzer, Tums, Rolaids, you name it. Had I known, I would have slipped them some complimentary club soda. A female boomer noted, as she was being booked, I admit it. Ive become addicted to Alka-Seltzer How would you like to be in your fifties and be back out on the meat market? I just hope my children understand. A male patron, who was apprehended while attempting to escape as fast as he could amble down the street, lamented, Im single, Im upset, so no wonder I need regular doses of Mylanta. And theres nothing I wont do to get it rob, murder, even pick up a bottle at the drugstore. To the relief of the distraught boomers, who have a seemingly irrepressible urge to enjoy life even into their later decades, the club is scheduled to reopen tonight. However, upon arrival the trendy crowd will notice that a new sign has been placed above the entrance, notifying them that The Possession Of Antacid On These Premises Is Strictly Forbidden. |
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