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广告招租，e-mail:yesize@hotmail.com 人人都爱听幽默笑话，擅长讲笑话的人往往成为社交场合的主角。如果你能用英语讲出笑话，你更加可以“万千宠爱在一身”，吸引众人艳羡的目光！下面这则对话是李阳老师和Kim老师最喜欢的笑话之一，而且，告诉你一个小秘密，这也是最有可能发生在他们之间的笑话之一。用“一、三、五方法”把这段笑话脱口而出，下一次见到他们的时候，别忘了卖弄给他们听！ Special Joke for Kim and Li Yang I wish I were a book “JOHN, for heaven’s sake, why can’t you just talk to me once in a while?” whined Mary. “Huh?” John responded. “Look around you!” she yelled as she pointed around the room. “All these books! Your head is always buried in books! You don’t even know I’m alive!” “Oh. I’m sorry.” “You know sometimes I wish I were a book. Then you’d at least look at me.” “Hmmm,” John mumbled in deep thought, “that’s not a bad idea. Then I could take you to the library every few days and change you for something more interesting.” “约翰，看在上帝份上，你为什么不能偶尔跟我谈会儿话呢？”玛丽抱怨道。 “什么？”约翰说。 “看看你周围！”她指着房间四周叫嚷道：“所有这些书！你的脑袋就快埋在书里了！你甚至不知道我还活着！” “哦，我真抱歉。” “知道吗？有时我真希望我就是一本书。那样你至少还会看看我。” 约翰沉思着，咕哝道：“嗯，这想法不坏。那样我就可以过几天带你去图书馆换一本更有趣的了。”
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